this textpost glows in the dark, turn off your lights i bet you can still see it. ha just a little magic trick i learned
i feel so fucking stupid oh my god
Taylor Swift ain’t got nothing on Gwen Stefani until she writes a full album about a break up and then forces the guy to play bass on every song and then tour with her
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
