so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”
his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret
well now 171 people know about this you had one job
Daddy came home from work today.
Everyone needs this on their dash.
I think I’m going to cry
The 3200 year old tree so massive that it had never been captured in a single image until recently.
This giant sequoia stands 247 feet tall and measures 45,000 cubic feet in volume. The trunk alone measures 27 feet and the branches hold 2 billion needles (more than any tree on the planet).
This picture took a team of photographers from Nat Geo, 32 days and stitching together 126 different photos to make.
Did anyone else notice the guy in the orange coat at the top of the tree?
Adam Scott’s Scholarly Analysis Of “Ice Ice Baby” (x)
I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????
This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.
imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
I don’t even care how this happened
My horse is sexy as fuck
The many faces of Bossanova
All everyone talks about now is fucking. Oh you’re sexy I wanna plow you. What about, “you are beautiful, let me take you out sometime?” I am tired of everyone wanting to just bust a nut. Romance is amazing. Keep it classy people, ask for dates instead of sex